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Back-Door-Baron
Age / Gender:
34, Male
Location:
Columbus, OH
Joined:
2/9/04
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Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position. Such a heavy burden now to be the One. Born to bear and bring to all the details of our ending, To write it down for all the world to see. But I forgot my pen. Shit the bed again. Typical.

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Level 36 Blank Slate
Silver Whistle
Ranked as Lt. General

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So recently there was an attack on my account. I receive an email giving me my NG User ID and password, then receive a message on my secondary email giving me my logon to my primary email. It made me wonder-- why would someone make such a poor attempt to steal my Newgrounds account? It's not like I really do much with it anymore. I haven't posted in the BBS in probably over a year, I haven't reviewed an entry in multiple years, I'm of middling level and B/P, so why even try to steal it? I found it amusing more than a threat.

But then I started wondering-- maybe I have an alter ego? Maybe there's a Tyler Durden of the Back-Door-Baron out there that is just trying to log in and deposit some experience. Should I let him in, or blow him out of my mind and become myself again, an alias of a person no one except maybe some frequenters of Newgrounds back in 2004 know anything about.

Then I realized this pitiful hacker may just be a shadow image of a shadow. Is that why the attempt to steal my account was so bad? Could it be that my alias' alter ego is so removed from reality that he can't even give a realistic attempt to win his existence? I debated just putting my information out there, seeing if he could at least pick up on something so blatant. But then I thought on the off chance that it's just some stupid kid trying to get a mediocre account, I don't want to give them the pleasure. While I may have middling stats, I have had this account for over 5 years and would like to keep it for a while longer. But maybe if it is my alter ego's alter ego, one day I will confront him and ask him one question: Why, if you're so hell bent on taking over your alter ego, was the attack so pathetic?


Recent Game Medals

Bloody Bobo 10 Points 00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen Medal Stats.
Ballooney 5 Points 05 - Pick up an extra balloon Medal Stats.
Bonkers 10 Points 05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you Medal Stats.
Meatspin 50 Points 04 - Beat Boss (with beef) Medal Stats.
Slowpoke 10 Points 04 - Get turned into a snail Medal Stats.
Flurry Frag 10 Points 04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room Medal Stats.
Anger Issues 25 Points 04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies Medal Stats.
Die Dragon Die 25 Points 04 - Kill Aquamentus Medal Stats.
Never Give Up 5 Points 00E - Use a continue Medal Stats.
Mmm Beefy 25 Points 04 - Get the beef Medal Stats.


Total Medals Earned: 67 (From 6 different games.)